The Central Park Scandal

Greetings, friends, Yes, it's that time. Your friend is off to New York City this morning, to enjoy the spectacle. You can enjoy it your...

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Blow Up Your Volvo and Kiss the Middle East Goodbye

Greetings, friends, Fortunately, I am pleased to report to my comrades from Berkeley that the Micah Garen recently taken captive (and releas...

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Don't Kill the Messenger

Greetings, friends, It's refreshing to be watching the old-fashioned way of the world, personal hand-to-hand combat, which is what the O...

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Hiroshima and Nagasaki Tied at 0-0

Greetings, friends, Those of you who've been in my house might have noticed the map of Hiroshima over my bed...it's actually quite a...

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The August 2nd Non-Denominational Holiday Means STAND UP

Greetings, friends, What is the August 2nd Civic Holiday, anyway? I await your enlightenment. For those of you who shared the Berkeley exper...

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