2003...Believe Me

My dear friends,
I have nothing but good news for you this New Year's...

Take the test and grow as a human...
http://www.geocities.com/shemale_or_female/

And fear the darkness...
http://www.onion.com/onion3847/bill_of_rights.html

But don't fear the truth...

Drunk Elk Shot Dead After Attacking Boy
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20021230/od_nm/elk_dc

Clerk Attacked Over Cookie Availability
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021230/ap_on_fe_st/cookie_assault

Wal-Mart Yanks Pregnant Barbie Pal from Shelves
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20021227/od_nm/walmart_dc

Don't Worry, Pets to Wear Gas Masks
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20021224/od_nm/pets_dc

Have the best year,