Happy Noruz

Greetings, friends,
and a happy Noruz (Persian New Year) and vernal equinox.

First of all, here's some good news,
Prostitutes Get Contracts, Profit-Sharing
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020318/od_nm/prostitutes_dc_1

And more good news,
Irish Prefer Pub to Church, Survey Says
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020319/od_nm/survey_dc_1

And here's some bad news, sorry, Paul,
Tightening Loophole Allowing Magic Mushrooms
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020318/od_nm/mushrooms_dc_1

And more bad news, sorry, Petek,
Yoga Club Too Noisy, Neighbors Say
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020317/od_nm/yoga_dc_1

But here's the best news of all.
Man Killed for Jeering 'My Way' Karaoke
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020219/od_nm/karaoke_dc_35

Hope to hear from y'all soon,